The Way It’s Got To Be

Ben Sweatman

 

Look, I’ve got to do that before I do this

I’m not having a laugh or taking the piss.

It’s just the way it’s got to be

Please accept this, don’t argue with me!

 

I go up and down then round and round

Rinse, Spit, Repeat.

Sixteen times I do the same,

When I brush my teeth.

 

To lock the door and be secure

Lock, Push, Count to four.

Hold my breath and walk away,

When I lock my door.

 

Shopping goes away in a particular way

Tins, Facing, Forward.

Stacked and stored in neat lines,

When my shopping’s ordered.

 

On a ledge, jump off the edge?

Abstain, Disdain, Insane.

Repeat the words ‘No You Don’t’,

While I’m waiting for the train.

 

You see, I’ve got to do that before I do this

I’m not having a laugh or taking the piss.

It’s just the way it’s got to be

Please accept this, don’t argue with me!

Ben Sweatman is a graduate of Coventry University and currently works in a primary school in Coventry. When not being harassed by small children, he enjoys reading and fooling about with words.